I am not the most normal person, I start out very quiet but its not long before people think im a total nutcase..I wonder why?
Presenting my Top 5 ways to freak out new housemates..tried and tested by yours truly :D (I wonder why they never invite me out...?)
Stalk them in the supermarket and try to pick their pocket
Reaction = “What the hell?...Chani?”
Stand over them as they sleep, as soon as they wake up show them something weird you are excited about, like a double stalked mushroom!
Reaction = “Huh, oh that's good..that was creepy” (later that night house mates were talking about it)
When talking about what you might do for the night say, “ah man I get so bored, sometimes I just go home and cut my wrists..”
Reaction = blank stare.. “I am kidding..” I say. House mate wide eyed “Why the hell would you say something like that!?”
If for any reason they have a box, in my case house mate had bought some furniture from Ikea, jump in it and ask them to push you around as if its a boat.
Reaction = awkward laugh from all house mates “I think you have been spending too much time with the bear”
Come home super excited and talking non stop about something you just bought from the supermarket (I used reduced sugar chocolate milk) hold it up blocking their view of the TV and talk about it as if you are an ad.
Reaction = “Are you sure that's reduced sugar?” .. More weird stares
So there you have it, try some of these tonight and you will be making friends in no time!!!
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